This is from the German daily strip Nichtlustig (Not Funny) by Joscha Sauer.

Man on floor:

And now a special report. This afternoon a pyscopath escaped from the local jail; he is believed dangerous, and may be posing as a News anchorman.

Wife:

Change the channel dear.

Husband:

I don't have the remote!

CARDS WIN!!!!!! CARDS WIN!!!!! CARDS WIN!!!!!

Hey guys, this was a really special night for me. Since moving to St. Louis over the summer I have seen about 12 regular season games at Busch Stadium, including a great performance by Roger Clemens in the next to last series of the year. I saw game 2 of the Division Series against L.A. (a Cardinal victory) as well as game 2 of the NLCS. And I have a ticket to game 5 of the big dance should it go that far (and it will). This is a dream come true for any life long Cardinal fan. I hope the Bird's keep their run going. And I hope the Ghost of the Bambino doesn't mind travelling.

But seriously, gypsy curses...we don't need no stinkin gypsy curses!!!!!